Adora Smutz Interviews Danny Maine from Now and Forever 2, the Book of Danny
Adora: Today I’d like to welcome, Captain Danny Maine, hero of Now and Forever 2, the Book of Danny. Hey, guy, you even got your name in the title. How’d you do that?
Danny: It’s easy Adora when you’re sleeping with the author. Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone, okay? I’ve got a girlfriend now, and…I haven’t slept with Jean since Eliza and I got together.
Adora: Right, Danny *winks*, you’re secret is safe with me. Hummm, now where were we. Oh, yes, your new book. Tell me about Eliza. Is she good in bed?
Adora: You heard me. Is she hot? She looks hot.
Danny: Hey, that’s over the line. I’m not going to tell you about Eliza in bed. Geez. I thought we were supposed to talk about the book?
Adora: You sex life is well detailed in the book. I understand you even raised the number of flames over the first Now and Forever book. How does Mac feel about that?
Danny: *Grinning*, when you’re hot, you’re hot, Adora. What can I say? Don’t quote me to Mac on that, but hey…
Adora: You certainly are hot, Danny. *fans herself*, could someone open a window in here?
Danny: I’m taken, Adora, remember that. Now do you want to talk about how it felt to go from the battlefield to the classroom or what?
Adora: People don’t want to hear that crap. They want to know what your favorite position for sex is.
Danny: Both battlefield and classroom inspire fear…in different ways.
Adora: You’re not answering the question, Danny. Jean assured me you’d answer the questions. It’s not too late to take your name off the book title you know, *trains a frosty stare at him*.
Danny: What! Take my name off? No way. Okay, what do you want to know.
Adora: About Jenny…
Danny: Can’t talk about her.
Adora: Why not?
Danny: Jean said that would give away too much of the plot.
Adora: Oh, right. So getting back to your favorite position…
Danny: I like them all, Adora.
Adora: (chokes on her saliva) All!
Danny: Yeah, put that in your pipe and smoke it. Let’s just say I never met the position I didn’t like.
Adora: Oh *face turns red* well. Uh. I guess that’s all for today.
Danny: Hey, aren’t you supposed to tell people where they can get the book?
Adora: Oh, heck, I forgot. You can find, Now and Forever 2, the Book of Danny on Amazon.com, Barnes & Noble.com and the Secret Cravings Publishing website.
Danny: Thanks, Adora. Always a pleasure talking to you.
Adora: Me, too, Danny. If you ever break up with Eliza…give me a call.
Danny: You won’t be lonely. I posted your phone number on my squad’s Fb page. You should be getting a few…
Adora: Excuse me, Danny. Hello? Yes, this is Adora Smutz. You want to what? Say who are you? How tall are you? Blond? *she smiles and sits back in her seat*, tell me more, Corporal.
Danny: I think she’s going to be tied up for a while. Thank you for coming and listening to my interview. Jean…I’ll get you for this. Goodnight.
INTERVIEW WITH GREY ANDREWS FROM THE MARRIAGE LIST
LOVE TALK WITH ADORA SMUTZ
We are joined by my gorgeous, sexy cousin, Ima Slutz, today. She’ll be subbing for me when I go on vacation with one of Jean’s sexy heroes. She’s here to learn the ropes. Today we will be interviewing that devastating man, hero of “The Marriage List”, Grey Andrews!
Adora: Good morning, Grey, how are you?
Grey: Fine, Adora. You’re looking good for such an early hour. *gaze sweeps over her body*
Adora: Thank you, Grey. *bats eyes*, hey, are you free for a week in February to go to one of those “bathing suit” optional beaches with me?
Grey: I don’t think Carrie would approve, Adora, do you?
Adora: Who cares what she thinks? All right, Ima, on to the interview. So, I hear you’ve been screwing everything in sight, supposedly looking for a wife. *guffaws behind hand*, yeah right.
Grey: *blushes* I don’t know about the screwing around thing, but I have been looking for a wife.
Adora: Why would a gorgeous, rich guy like you want to get married when you could make it with any woman you want?
Grey: Adora! I thought I was supposed to talk about the book, The Marriage List.
Adora: We are…but doing it my way. So give, Grey. What’s up with this stupid list thing, anyway?
Grey: Well, I saw how unhappy my buddies were and so I…
Adora: BORING! Come on, Grey, you’re deep-sixing the whole interview here. Get to the good stuff. How many woman do you think you’ve actually slept with on your marriage “quest.”
Grey: *turns redder*, I’ve lost count, I think…
Adora: Come on! We all know every guy keeps a tally. Is it in the hundreds? The thousands?
Grey: WHAT? Hey, what’s going on here? Where’s Jean.
Adora: She’s off working on a new book with your brother, Colin. So tell me…are you as good in bed as they say?
Grey: *face turning almost purple*, JEEEAAAANNNN!!!!
Adora: Do you scream like that in bed. God, you’re a good-looking guy, Grey. Why settle for Carrie when you can have me and maybe Ima, here?
Grey: Where is Jean? I’m going to kill her.
Adora: A “quickie” with Grey Andrews is all we have time for today. Hope you all have a happy and healthy New Year and come back every week for more “Love Talk,” with me, Adora Smutz!
Grey: Wait! Adora! Let me talk about the book…about Carrie, how beautiful and smart she is…
Adora: Let’s continue here in my dressing room, Grey. Now what were you saying…
Ima: This is Ima Slutz, signing off for LOVE TALK!
INTERVIEW WITH MAC CALDWELL, HERO OF NOW AND FOREVER 1, A LOVE STORY
Another revealing character interview with Adora.
This week Adora interviews, Mac Caldwell, hero of Now and Forever 1, a Love Story:
Adora: So, Mac, hunky guy, how are you today?
Mac: A little annoyed, Adora. Danny Maine said he got his name in the title of his book by sleeping with Jean. Well I’ve been sleeping with Jean for a much longer time and I don’t have my name on a book and she says she’s not putting my name in the title for book three either!
Adora: Really, Mac. Grow up. Jean is telling you what you want to hear, just to get at your hot body. And it is hot, I’ll admit that!
Mac: *blushes* Thanks, Adora. She has actually said I’m her favorite hero. Oh, don’t tell Callie about Jean and me. I haven’t slept with Jean since I started sleeping with Callie. Don’t want to get them confused, Jean might write Callie out of the next book and I’d be a horny and frustrated guy. Not to say I don’t love Callie…
Adora: Yeah, yeah Mac. We get it. You love Callie’s body, be honest here.
Mac: Callie is more than a body to me, Adora, you know that. Why are you trying to cause trouble between us?
Adora: Okay, okay, Mac. No harm meant *Adora holds up her hands*. Geez. Sensitive aren’t we? So tell me, what is your favorite position with Callie?
Mac: Any position. I love making love to her anyway I can. And you can print that…wait…is Jean going to read this? *Mac starts to sweat.*
Adora: She better read this or I’m quitting!
Mac: Then maybe you should take back what I just said.
Adora: *wearing an evil grin*, Too late, Mac. It’s already in print.
Mac: Oh, crap!
Adora: So how many times a week do you and Callie make love *Adora picks up pen, poised over paper*
Mac: What? I’m not going to answer that. Jean said you’d try something like this. She said to stick to the plot of the book. Ask me about the drug gang…or how I felt about Callie doing things without telling me…
Adora: Doing what things? Is Callie sleeping with someone else?
Mac: She is? Where is he? No, no, that’s ridiculous. Callie would never…
Adora: Is she sleeping with Danny, the hero of Now and Forever 2?
Mac: She’d never do that! Eliza would kill her. I would kill her, then we’d both kill Danny. *Mac comes halfway out of his chair*
Adora: Had you going there, didn’t I?
Mac: Danny said you were a real ball buster and I didn’t believe him. Maybe I should ask you who you’re sleeping with…there’s a rumor you made a play for Danny but he turned you down.
Adora: *blushes* That’s all we have time for today *gestures neck cutting with her hand to cameraman.*
Mac: You don’t get off that easy. I want to talk about the book.
Adora: Come back again soon, Mac. For “Love Talk”, this is Adora Smutz, signing off!
INTERVIEW WITH APRIL MCKENNA, HEROINE FROM APRIL’S KISS IN THE MOONLIGHT.
Love Talk with Adora Smutz
Today, Adora is interviewing April McKenna from April’s Kiss in the Moonlight.
Adora: Good morning, April. How are you today?
April: Fine, Adora and you?
Adora: So you’re Gavin’s main squeeze, eh? Tell us, where does he mainly squeeze you, anyway?
April: In places he’ll never squeeze you, Adora!
Adora: Hey! I get the good lines around here!
April: Sunny Davis warned me about you, *grins*
Adora: Yeah? Don’t get too uppity, I’m just getting started. Tell me, do you ever have sex in the fireman’s carry position with this sexy fireman?
April: *stifles a laugh* Adora, do you even know what that position is?
Adora: Well, no…but it sounded good.
April: What’s your favorite position for sex, Adora?
Adora: I’ll ask the questions here, young lady!
April: *laughing* so ask already, I’m aging rapidly.
Adora: *flustered*, Jean! Jean! You said she’d be a pushover! What’s going on here.
April: Tell us, Adora, which one of Jean’s heroes do you want to sleep with first.
Adora: Well, first there’s…wait a minute! My turn, my turn…how IS Gavin in bed anyway?
April: Wouldn’t you like to know? You’ll never find out, either. Gavin hates pushy women.
Adora: You have some nerve! I’m not pushy…I ask aggressive questions. I get to the stuff people want to know about.
April: Oh? You think so?
Adora: I’m an award-winning journalist!
April: Yeah, if the award is Idiot-of-the-Year!
Adora: Hey! Is that a crack? So tell me miss high-and-mighty, how did you ever snag such a sexy guy. You’re nothing to look at, I mean compared to me.
April: *flips hair back*, you don’t have to be a 36 DD to be attractive, Adora, especially to Gavin. He can’t get enough of me.
Adora: Oh? *moves closer to the microphone* Tell us about it.
April: Why only yesterday when I was in the outdoor shower, he…wait a minute!
Adora: Go on, go on… the outdoor shower *grins*.
April: Jean! Jean! *pulls out her .22 semi-automatic* Can I shoot her?
Adora: I’m afraid that’s all we have time for today. *gathers up belongings and stuffs them into briefcase* This is Adora Smutz for ‘Love Talk” thanking April McKenna and signing off for this week.
April: *polishes barrel of gun on her sleeve*. Gets ‘em every time.
INTERVIEW WITH TARA MASON, HEROINE OF LOVE LOST & FOUND
Adora Smutz Interviews Tara Mason, heroine of Love Lost and Found
Adora: Good morning, Tara. Come on in. Have a bagel or croissant.
Tara: Good morning, Adora. *crosses and recrosses legs*
Adora: I want to know all about that hunk, Mick. This is just us girls, so you can be totally honest with me. *leans in closer and whispers*, what’s he like in bed?
Tara: Just us girls? I thought this interview was going out over the Internet? That’s what Jean told me.
Adora: Well, it is…still, we all want to know…share the intimate details, will ya?
Tara: Didn’t you get enough of those in the book? I asked Jean not to be quite so explicit but she wouldn’t listen. She never does. Do you want me to take a picture of his private parts or something? Really, Adora!
Adora: A picture? If I post that, Facebook would close me down, but if you want to send me one, privately…
Tara: *blushes* That was a JOKE, Adora! Geez! Why don’t you ask me about how masterful he was during our survival?
Adora: Masterful? I didn’t know he was into bondage. Tell us more. *wiggles her eyebrows*.
Tara: *blush deepens*, No, no, no. He’s not into bondage…not that there’s anything wrong with that. I mean how great he was at saving us…survival and all…you keep twisting my words!
Adora: Hey, you’re the one who used the word “masterful”, honey. Don’t put that on me. So come on, Tara, we all want to know…is Mick really as good a lover as he is portrayed in the book? *Adora inches closer*
Tara: Better. *lowers her thick lashes, drops her gaze to the floor.*
Adora: *squeaks* Better? He was smokin’ in that book. How could he be better?
Tara: That’s private.
Adora: Jean said you’d be candid with me.
Tara: I am. He’s better. *zips her lip*.
Adora: Why don’t you send him over to my place for a night…so I can see for myself.
Tara: *bursts out laughing*, you have some sense of humor, Adora!
Adora: Who was kidding?
Tara: I never expected this…JEAN! JEAN! Where are you? Come out here! You lied to me. You said this interview would be fun. HAH! Some fun, she wants to steal Mick.
Adora: I never said “steal”, only “borrow”…okay that wraps up this interview. Please come back for my interview with Mick. It should be…interesting…
Tara: Interview with Mick? Wait a minute.
Adora: This is Adora Smutz bringing you more “Love Talk” with Tara Mason.